Dana White Vows to Purchase 1000 Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies After Killer Sales Pitch from “Karate Cutie”

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If you’ve got a hankering for a few Girl Scout Cookies, we’ve got a tip on someone who’s about to have a killer stash – UFC President Dana White.

File this under fun news. On Wednesday, Michelle Waterson, a.k.a. ‘The Karate Hottie,’ posted a video on her instagram featuring daughter Araya making a sales pitch for girl scout cookies. Directly aimed at none other than UFC President Dana White.

The pitch started with Araya addressing White, saying “Hey Mr. White, I know you’re a tough cookie, because you’re the boss of the UFC. I’m a tough cookie too, because I’m the boss of girl scouts. So, from one boss to another, please help me reach my goal of selling 2,000 boxes of cookies!”

We’ll have to fact check whether Waterson’s daughter, known as ‘The Karate Cutie,’ (what else), is actually the boss of girl scouts. However, she is apparently the boss of girl scout cookie pitches, because it’s pretty much impossible not to smile at this attempt.

She even finished the video off by saying “If you have any problems with your fighters, or your business, let me know — my door is always open.”

This kid has a future in the business world. She might even be gunning for Dana White’s job some day. In the meantime, White, a pretty well-known high-roller, went all in on the cookies. He pledged to buy 1000 boxes of girl scout cookies, which is approximately a bazillion calories. But who’s counting.

No word on whether the next few Fight of the Night bonuses will be accompanied by free cookies.

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